Yeah so this is pretty f***ed up. I mean but we all knew that something like this would happen. Instead of protesting at Heath's funeral they should just do what they really wanted to do: have homosexual anal intercourse with eachother. That's right, they should have one big slumber party with twister and truth or dare.

The honest truth is that we hate the most in others what we hate the most in ourselves. If you hate the fact that you are gay and will never EVER be able to be comfortable with your attraction to people of the same sex, then chances are you are booking your flight to Heath's funeral to go protest. There's something to think about when your wife kisses you on the cheek on your way to the airport.

To prove my point, I jumped back to March of last year when good 'ol Anne Coulter began a glamorous and illustrious on screen publicity f**kfest with Corporal Matt Sanchez of the US military. The two began their affair after she found out he was attacked by liberals while studying at Columbia College where members of their Socialist organization called him a "baby killer." He was even honored at the CPAC for his courage for standing up against liberals. But, it turns out the only babies this guy was killing were half babies on some blonde back after the director yelled "shoot". That's right Mr. Sanchez (ironic?) was a big 'ol homo.

From huffingtonpost.com:

"As several gay blogs revealed late yesterday, Corporal Sanchez was known during his halcyon days as Rod Majors, a majorly well-endowed [i saw the pictures, and "well endowed" is an understatement!] gay porn star. According to Tom Bacchus, Sanchez was also a $200-an-hour male prostitute who advertised himself as an "excellent top." "

Most people know Coulter as a wretched insane lunatic who has written best-selling books about how Jews and homos(basically LA) are tearing this nation apart. Well, it appears that Anne did not do her research and let this "excellent top" dirty sanchez his way into her heart, which may be the case for these terrible people from the Westboro Baptist Church. All I can say is that more likely than not, most of the people who are headed to Heath's funeral may have a past, feelings or cravings they simply cannot come to terms with and the only way to suppress their own self hatred is to literally spit on someone's grave.

The bottom (he he) line here is that people who decide to protest someone's funeral are essentially the most pathetic humans on earth. With that said, I'm going use my connections to get ahold of Sanchez's agent and see if I can submit my screenplay titled "Bill and Ted's Excellent Top".

Sincerely,
"Excellent" Chris