I was just thinking...

Gay guys and lesbians only share one thing in common, and thats the attraction and urge to play leapfrog with a member of the same sex. In fact, it has been proven that gay guys have more fun than lesbians. No joke and the biggest difference between the two lies in their choice of hobbies. For instance, lesbians have strange hobbies like: caligraphy, studying textiles, rennaissance festivals, raw foods, catamaran sailing, unatural obsessions with fuel economy and reading. Gay guys have fun hobbies like: party drugs, diva worshipping, public sex, beards, real estate, bodily grooming and omelettes. Of course I'm being sarcastic. The truth is that gay people will take on any hobby as long as it isn't currently occupied by W.A.S.P heteros. When was the last time you saw a gay guy join a civil war reinactment club?

And there is much much more on this subject, but right now all I can think of is hoping this freaking day ends soon so I can get home!

Chomping At The Bit,
Chris